Oink

Hey friends.
As you might have heard, things have been a little chaotic with the whole Swine Flu outbreak that happened where I work. The media got the whole story mixed up, for all those who watch CNN. The skinny of it is that, yeah, a pediatrician in our office contracted Swine Flu. She had no idea she was even sick, so she came to work and was contagious. The news cooked up this really interesting (totally false) story about how she did it as a publicity stunt- supposedly to increase our revenue.

So as you can imagine, we tried our best to control the resulting panic when the news leaked the bogus story before we could set up the press conference. If you were watching the news in the last few days, you got to see news crews chasing our poor patients around, trying to get interviews. And you probably saw us all running around in our sexy Hazmat PPE.
Anwyway, I kind of think the swine flu is NO BIG DEAL. Wash your hands, peeps!!! Dont cough in people's faces, pick and flick, or lick homeboy's food before he eats it! Let's be smart, mmmmmkay?

Here's a pic of my lovely office. It's in this cute town center surrounded by all sorts of yummy stuff like Cold Stone, Starbucks, Jamba, Central Market grocery store (which has a killer bakery), and then this delish Teriyaki place. Basically I am a walking heart attack now that I work there. Which is not ironic at all.
Which reminds me: if anyone has tips how we can lose like 80 pounds before the family reunion next month, I'd like you to place us #1 on your speed dial. Thanks a bunch.


Cant wait to see everyone at the reunion next month. hugs and kisses.